City Idiots Playing with Piglets.

So the Forest Ranger walks up and I say..”excuse me…what is that thing over there in between the trees”….mind you I’m pretty far away…you see, I thought it was a dog from where I was sitting but the fact there was a family taking pictures of it lead me to believe it was not a dog…AJ Hunter, perceptive as hell…..he says “it’s a javalina and obviously they are too close and did NOT READ the sign”….he sighs and continues “you know, we are currently being sued because some people are just SOOOOOO stupid, this woman thought it was a GOOD idea to let her little dog, you know one of those little things that doesn’t even qualify as a dog, play with the piglets, next thing you know, her dog is dead cause  OBVIOUSLY the javalina don’t want anything near their piglets”….(piglets?…they have piglets?…Note to self…the second ranger leaves, find piglets)……what moron would let their dog play with javalina piglets?”…. I chuckle with him at the stupidity of humanity and the second he leaves I realize that  dumbass would be me…I shit you not…if I wandered up and saw a bunch of little piglets by themselves…I would immediately walk up to them & play with them….seriously?…who wouldn’t?……I know you’re supposed to think…hmmm…babies equal parents…where are the parents?….so what I’m saying here is THANK GOD THERE ARE CITY FOLK STUPIDER THAN ME…….clearly a whole bunch of us shouldn’t be allowed to wander around outside the city limits without a helmet, a guide and a copy of our IQ…….and even then…..well, it’s probably still questionable……

No Piglets, City Idiots or Forest Rangers were harmed in the making of this story.    Keep our parks clean and kiss a park ranger.943934_983962738344880_1552454814096313727_n